Ever heard the one about Tonto, Goldstein, and Bubba? If you’ve raised an eyebrow or chuckled at that punchline, you’re not alone. Let’s take a fun journey to see why this joke has many of us slapping our knees. Unpacking the Joke So, let’s set the stage. Picture a man on a plane, right next…
the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight. I wrote down I’m here for the newest 911 . Best regards from Guantanamo. On my way for the latest Porsche presentation.. The American places his hand outside of the plane and exclaims, We are in America! . The others, confused, ask him how he knows…
There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque…
A traveller who is a huge fan of seafood arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, Hey, I’m new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod? The cabbie replies [in…
What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel! What is the difference between two towers? A plane What do two Wrights make? A plane What kind of biscuit can fly? a PLANE biscuit What do you call an asian who flies planes? A pilot, racist! A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How…
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted…