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A seal walks into a club. He has the lady go to the back of the car to look, while he flips the turn signal switch. Is it working? he asks. Yes, the blonde replies. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. A blonde goes to buy a TV. So, a blonde…

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Three women walk into a sex shop… A white woman, a black woman, and a blonde woman. They’re looking up and down the aisles and all three decide to buy some dildos. The white woman says that she’s never been with a black man, so she buys a black dildo. The black woman, who has…

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde… A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are being chased by a serial killer, they run into a barn and hide in three sacks of potatoes. The killer walks up to the first bag and shakes it. Meow meow goes the brunette. Just a dumb cat. The killer…

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female !! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A…

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Why was the blondes belly button all red and bruised? Because her BF was a blonde too. A 16 year old blonde is dinning with her parents Blonde: Oh by the way I’m pregnant Parents (simultaneously): You’re WHAT!?! Blonde: Geez relax and eat a chill pill, I’m not even sure it’s mine A blonde woman…

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A guy walks into a pub… A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. Can I help you? she asks. I was…

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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him. Now, now, her mother comforted, I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding. No, mother, you don’t understand. I bought a frozen turkey rolTearful Bride yelling hey at her horses He calls out and…

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A depressed blonde decided that she wanted to commit suicide. She went to the park to find a tree to hang herself on. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, I’m hanging myself. You’re…

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are pregnant, waiting to be seen for their 20 week check-ups. Since they’ll be identifying gender today, the topic comes up. Well, we had sex in the missionary position, so I know we’ll have a boy says the redhead, smiling. Well I rode him cowgirl, so I know…

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Two blondes are stargazing in California Two blondes are stargazing in California when one says to the other, Hey, which do you think is closer: the moon or New York? The second blonde replies, Well, you can see the moon right? But you can’t see New York. A man sees a blonde across the river….