Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes

25 Little Johnny Jokes That Are Guaranteed to Make You Smile

Little Johnny Little Johnny sees two dogs in the park going at it. He tugs on his dad’s shirt and says, Daddy, daddy, what are those two dogs doing? Daddy quickly responds, Son, they are making puppies. Later that evening little Johnny sees his mom laying under his daddy. Johnny interrupts and says, Daddy, daddy…

Little Johnny jokes

The Little Johnny Jokes That’ll Make You lol

Brian raises his hand and says, He’s in Heaven. A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, Where is Jesus today? Brian raises his hand and says, He’s in Heaven. Susan answers, He’s in my heart. Little Johnny waves his hand furiously…

Little Johnny jokes

Laugh your butt off with these hilarious little Johnny jokes

50 Shades of Little Johnny Johnny’s Mum was cleaning under his bed when she found a stash of BDSM magazines. A bit concerned she asks Johnny’s Dad what he thinks she should do. Johnny’s Dad responds whatever else you do, don’t spank him Little Johnny. A little boy named Johnny is very curious and is…

Little Johnny jokes

Get ready to laugh your head off with these insanely funny little Johnny jokes

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven. Teacher: No, listen carefully… If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and…

Little Johnny jokes

Are you ready for a dose of hilarity? Check out these side-splitting little Johnny Jokes

teacher is teaching a class A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Johnny says, None. The teacher asks, Why? Johnny says, Because the shot scared them all…

Little Johnny jokes

You Won’t Believe The Funny Little Johnny Jokes On This List

Little Johnny spends the day watching a house being built… Why Johnny, where were you all afternoon? his mother asks. I’ve been watching them work on the new house getting built down the street. I’m learning all about being a carpenter! Oh really? she asks, amused. What kind of wood are they building it out…

Little Johnny jokes

Discover The Hilarious Little Johnny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence I killed a person into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is u will go to jail ! In the class the teacher asks… What is the heaviest thing you know? – The elefant says little Mary. – The whale said…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Johnny and his jokes

Little Johnny is in Sunday School, and little Mary Margaret in the front row pipes up, Sister Jean, what part of our body gets to heaven first? And the sister Jean smiles and asks, Well what do you think, class? What part of your body gets to heaven first? Tommy raises his hand, I think…

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You Won’t Believe These Hilarious Little Johnny Jokes

One million dollar question.. -Dad! Dad! Our teacher at school asked us to explain the difference between the word ”theoretical and reality .. Can you help me? -Very well son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for one million dollars. Kid goes and asks his mum: -Mum…would you sleep…

Little Johnny jokes

Listen Up, Laughter-Lovers! Here Are Some silly Johnny Jokes

Dirty Little Johnny goes to school Teacher: We’re naming words that start with each letter of the alphabet. Who has one for A? Dirty Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thinks he’ll say ass or something and goes to Billy. Billy:Apple! On to B. DLJ still has his hand up. Better not call him,…