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The Tonto Gonzales Bubba Joke Fully Explained

Ever heard the one about Tonto, Goldstein, and Bubba? If you’ve raised an eyebrow or chuckled at that punchline, you’re not alone. Let’s take a fun journey to see why this joke has many of us slapping our knees. Unpacking the Joke So, let’s set the stage. Picture a man on a plane, right next…
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Why Are Airliners The Perfect Joke Topic? Find Out Here

A traveller who is a huge fan of seafood arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, Hey, I’m new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod? The cabbie replies [in…
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Check Out These Hilarious Airplane Jokes!

There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque…
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Are These Jokes a Plane Laugh or a Disaster?

On a cold winter night in Detroit Bobby Johnson was born to Wilhelmina and Brock Johnson. The year was 1948; the war was over, most people were well off and the only things society deemed worth worrying about was the content of particular domicile under ownership of a particular Mr. Jones’ and the proximity of…
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Laugh Out Loud With These Hilarious Airplane Jokes!

the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight. I wrote down I’m here for the newest 911 . Best regards from Guantanamo. On my way for the latest Porsche presentation.. The American places his hand outside of the plane and exclaims, We are in America! . The others, confused, ask him how he knows…
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Get Ready To Fly High With These Funny Laughs!

(Not sure if this one has been submitted already) Suddenly, a bird gets stuck in one of the engines, causing it to burst into flames. The pilot tells the passengers that the plane will crash, but there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The president grabs one and says, I am the most important…
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You Won’t Believe The Crazy Things People Say About Flying!

…They hear this load bang, and then some alarms go off. Uh…This is your captain speaking. We seem to have taken damage to our engines and the plane is going down. Please grab a parachute and exit the plane immediately. Because this is not a ship, I don’t plan on going down with it The…
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You Won’t Believe These Hilarious Airplane Jokes!

A Catholic priest is stranded on a deserted island. A man happens to row by the island, and invites the priest to hop in. Alas, for I cannot accept your charity. My God is kind, and He shall provide. A few days later, another rowboat happens by, this time piloted by a very attractive woman….
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These Jokes Are So Plane, But They’re Still Funny!

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted…
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Can You Guess Which Airplane Joke Is The Best?

What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel! What is the difference between two towers? A plane What do two Wrights make? A plane What kind of biscuit can fly? a PLANE biscuit What do you call an asian who flies planes? A pilot, racist! A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How…