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Probably The Best Duck Jokes of All Time

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Johnny says, None. The teacher asks,…

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A duck walks into a pub… A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, Hang on! You’re a duck. I see your eyes are working, replies the duck. And you can talk! exclaims the barman. I see your ears are…

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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention.. so she asks him, If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Johnny says, None. The teacher asks, Why? Johnny says, Because the shot scared them all off. The teacher says, No,…

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Three ducks in a pond There were three ducks in the pond that all got arrested. On their day in court the first duck approaches the bench. The judge askes: what were you doing in the public pond? Duck 1: I was only blowing bubbles Judge: Well you can’t do that so I will give…

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The blind Walmart clerk My teacher was telling us about this joke today so I thought I would share. A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate…

hilarious jokes about ducks that are sure to make you laugh

Why aren’t your buttcheeks horizontal? Because if you went down a slide you’d go blblblblblblblblbll… (When telling the joke you’re supposed to do a duck face and hum and put your finger up and down on your lips. A man in a shop What happened to the man who fell over? He got up. Why…

The Best Duck Jokes of All Time

A man walks into a bird shop with a duck under his arm… …and says to the shopkeep, “I’d like to return this duck. “ The shopkeep says, “Why? Is there something wrong with it?” The man says, “Yeah! It’s quacked!” A guy walks into his house, he’s got a duck on his shoulder. His…

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What do you call a group of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl. What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One’s a sick duck… I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore! Once upon a time,…

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park. What starts with f and ends with uck ? FIRE DUCK What’s the difference between a chicken egg and a duck egg? You have to quack a duck egg open. How can tell if there’s…

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Two guys are fishing in a lake and the fish just won’t bite. Then they see a duck, so they decide to catch it. The duck says: Please don’t take me, I’m a golden duck, I will lay an egg for each of you. You just make a wish, crack the egg and it will…