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Tapeworm So a guy complaining of stomach issues goes to the doctor. Doctor discovers the guy has a tapeworm. Doc … what do I do? moans the guy. Nothing to worry about, says the doctor. Here is what you do. Every day at exactly 3:00 in the afternoon I want you to shove a hot…

Funny Dog Jokes: The Funniest Jokes About Dogs!

Once upon a time, two race horses were born… This is long, but worth it. Their names were Herman and Berman and they were twins. Herman was born just slightly before Berman. Herman and Berman were colts of average work horses and were to work the fields everyday. One day Herman and Berman decide to…

Funny Dog Jokes: You Won’t Be Able to Stop Laughing!

A dog is a man’s best friend A dog is a man’s best friend. Don’t belive me? Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who’s happy to see you What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an…

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Larry comes home to find a gorilla on his roof. After calling several animal control numbers in the phone book, he finally calls a man who thinks he can handle this gorilla. The man arrives at the house in a white pickup truck with his dog in the passenger seat and a rifle in the…

Can your dog tell a joke? These will make you laugh!

when I was a kid, our family was very poor…. I remember when my dad was cutting onions and our whole family was crying. poor onions. he was such a good dog A dog named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex…

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Dog named ‘Sex’ Folks generally aren’t very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That’s why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he’d be cute and named his dog Sex? It goes like this: One day Sex and I took a walk…

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If a young boy dog is called a puppy… then what is a young girl dog called? A puppet! Two Irish nuns are on a boat to the US… Two Irish nuns are on a boat to the US, when the first nun says, You know, I’ve heard they eat dogs in America. I’ve heard…

Check Out These Hilarious Dog Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!

Just shoveled my sidewalk My neighbors dogs didn’t seem too appreciative with all their barking and yapping. Or maybe they fucking loved it and I just don’t speak dog very well. Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog….

Corny dog Jokes That’ll Make Your tail wag

Why California is broke and Texas is not. The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor’s dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is…

Dogs – They’re Funny and They Know It!

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy. Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he’s a dog. Dogs cannot drive. A guy and his dog went into a bar and made a bet with the bartender… A guy and his dog went into a…