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The best cat jokes that’ll make you purr for more

Dead Cat A rich businessman goes on holiday .While he is away his butler sends him a message saying Cats dead . Distraught at the death of his beloved pet the man returns home and berates the butler for being so callous. You should break bad news gently says the businessman . If I had…
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Laugh at these hilarious cat jokes that are paw-some

All scratched A guy walks up to a friend he hadn’t seen in a while and sees him full of scratches all over his body so he ask him What happened to you? : – I fell off my van – But you don’t have a van – OK I fell from my bike –…
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20+ Of the funniest cat jokes of all time

Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck in to see a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, I’m very sorry, but your duck has…
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Laugh at these hilarious cat jokes that are paw-some

Innocent Jimmy And Teacher The teacher asked Jimmy, Why is your cat at school today Jimmy? Jimmy replied crying, Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’ A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the cops… They…
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The ultimate list of cat jokes that will have you feline great

A woman walks in to the vets with her dead parrot… ‘Please help me there’s something wrong with my parrot’ she tells him. The vet takes one look at says ‘i believe he’s dead.’ The woman refuses to believe it and demands that he does something so the vet says ‘Okay mam i’ll go and…
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Get ready to laugh out loud with these funny cat jokes

I’d like to buy some dog food MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He’s at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry; I can’t sell this dog food to you unless Isee the dog. Store policy. The next day, the…
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These are the best cat jokes on the internet!

A Brit, a Scotsman, and a Polish gentleman are on the run from the law As they run through the countryside they come upon a barn and decide to bed down for the night. As they begin getting comfortable in the barn for the night they see a beautiful young girl standing at the entrance…
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10 hilarious cat jokes that will make your day

Bernie Sanders walks into a college bar on Friday Night…. One of his aides turns off the music, another calls for the attention of the young crowd. Bernie nervously coughs for 3 or so minutes, fumbling with his notes. He licks his lips and begins to speak about alcohol inequality, and the alcohol rich and…
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If you love cats, you’ll love these funny cat jokes!

Two cats are swimming across a river One’s name is one two three , and the other’s name is Un deux trois . One two three made it across but Un deux trois cat sank Two Mormon missionaries knock on a door. A blind lady answers the door and upon learning who they are tells…
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Cat jokes that will make you cry or groan

My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret… …but the doctors let the cat out of the bag. How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a crazy cat lady? None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos. Two cats crossing a river Two cats are swimming across a river. Only…