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Is sex work? A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get…

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Hot Old Lady A 65 year old guy and his wife are talking about 30 yrs. ago when they first met. He says do you remeber that first night at the hotel and she says yup. he’s eating breakfast and so is she when he says i was so hot for you back then and…

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Here, a joke, that you will find. Find it funny? Well you decide. (Long Asian.. Joke, It’s okay guys, I’m asian so I can write it) So there’s a White guy, a Black guy, and an Asian Guy. They were all on a tv show with one woman. The catch of this show was to…

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup…

These Jokes about Coffee are So Funny, You’ll be Brewing More!

How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool Moses How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it. Waiter Jokes. Customer: Waiter there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: Gee…look’s like it’s doin’ the backstroke. Customer: Waiter there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: Don’t worry sir, we don’t…

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What’s black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard! Hotel Mexico Once there lived a man. This man was so unextraordinary in every way possible that we are just going to call him John Smith. John was married to woman that I cannot describe as attractive because she was quite physically bland. John knew…

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Two doctors meet at a bar She takes him back to her place. That morning he is drinking coffee and watching her wash her hands. He says You must be a surgeon. She replies What ever gave you that idea? He said, I’ve observed the way you wash your hands you have good eye-hand coordination….

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Is sex work? A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get…

Laugh Out Loud With These Hilarious Coffee Jokes!

What’s the hardest part of skydiving? The ground. but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7 Pikachu hates Rebeca black but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7 I want to make a special present for my dad’s birthday. How do I make a St. Patrick’s Day mocha? He says Irish…

Can’t Get Through The Day Without A Cup of Coffee? You’ll Love These Jokes!

My old lady was furious… CAREFUL! Another don’t drink coffee while reading this unless you like cleaning your desktop monitor!! My old lady turned to me during her mother’s funeral and hissed, When we get home, I’m going to make you ∫cuking pay for this! For the life of me I couldn’t think of what…