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Laugh Out Loud with These Jokes About Fish

Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu. University: Got any money for tuition? Me: Go Fish What do you call a… Q: What do you call a woman who can cook, clean, sew, hunt, fish, nurse, coach, inspire, knows sports, cars, is great in bed and is married to an Army man?…
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Fish out these hilarious jokes for a good laugh today!

2 Jokes Joke 1: A man is driving alongside a cliff leading down into the ocean. He’s a delivery man for Dunkin’ donuts, so his truck is filled with boxes of donuts of every kind. Glazed, old-fashioned, even apple fritters, you name it, he has it in his truck. Now this man is in a…
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Can’t get enough of fish jokes? Check out these funnies!

God will save me… One day, a Christian man went out to sea for a bit of fishing. While he was fishing, a giant swordfish poked a hole right on the hull of his boat and it sunk, leaving the man stranded in the middle of the ocean. An hour later, another fishing boat comes…
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Dive into the best fish jokes on the internet today!

A nun and eight priests walk into a restaurant… Several rabbis follow them in and everyone else is too ashamed to order pork for the rest of the evening…. Or the nun pays for everything and the priests get hammered… to a cross. Or there’s only enough loaves and fishes for 5 of them. Or…
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Are you a fan of fish? Check out the best fish jokes on the internet!

Grandpa and Little Billy go fishing… One summer morning, grandpa and little Billy go for a fishing trip. Once they get out on the boat, grandpa reaches into the cooler and grabs a cold Bud. As he cracks his beer Billy asks, Hey Grandpa, do you think I could try a sip of that beer?…
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Laugh your way through these hilarious fish jokes!

Two fish Two fish were in a tank. One said You man the guns and i’ll drive! Never argue with a woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take…
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Discover the funniest fish jokes from around the internet!

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word. dat hyphen A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me) A fight at a fishing trip A woman talks to her friend:…
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You Won’t Believe These Jokes About Fish, They’re Actually Funny

Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here’s one… Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish! Son of a Bitch A priest was fishing in the old country when he caught a really big fish. He hauled it up on the bank and this guy walked up and…
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Fish Jokes So Bad They’re Good

Every Time a Fly Goes Down a Few Inches So there was a fish swimming in a pond and it looks up and sees a fly hovering a few inches above the water. So the fish thinks to himself If that fly would drop down a few inches I could jump up and eat it….
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Why Did The Fish Cross The Road? To Get To The Other Side Of These Hilarious Jokes!

An American, a Russian and a Dane sits in a bar The American says: if we send all of our fighter jets out to fly, you would not spot a single bird in the air! The russian: if we send all of our fleet out to sea, you would not spot a single fish! The…