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Three people crash-land in a plane in the desert… … the two guys and a girl survived the crash but are left without any supplies what-so-ever, except for a small bag of flour. For two days they wait for rescue but nothing comes. They drink their own urine to stave off thirst but are now…
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You’ll Love These Ridiculously Funny Fart Jokes

An elderly couple are at the cinema… About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’ He replies, ‘You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.’ You’re laughing because I’m laughing. But I’m laughing…
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Fart jokes that will make you laugh out loud!

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree…. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. Gentlemen, the Devil started, Due to the fact that…
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Fifty Funny Farts That’ll Leave You in Stitches

So a man gets a job working as a highway stripe painter The foreman gives the guy a paint brush and a fat bucket of paint and tells the dood where to paint and off the guy goes. End of the first day the newbie comes back and tells the foreman he did 10 miles….
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Get Ready to Giggle at These Comic Farts

The best part about owning a pet. You can blame your dog for farting, you can blame your cat for things falling over at night, and you can blame your goldfish for the screaming in the basement. (a little nsfw) Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car……
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These Hilarious Fart Jokes Will Make You ROFL

Donald Meets The Queen of England! Together the Queen of England and Donald Trump proceeded to Buckingham Palace in a carriage drawn by six white horses. Regrettably, the rear horse let go of a putrid and lingering fart. The coach stunk like a sewage treatment plant, and the Queen turned to Donald and said: Mister…
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Get ready to laugh your butt off with these hilarious fart jokes!

Steve Harvey Arriving in England in his private jet, Mr. Trump boarded a waiting limousine where he met the Queen. Together they drove to London where they switched to a carriage hitched to six white horses. As the coach proceeded to Buckingham Palace, the rear horse let fly a putrid, long-hovering fart. The coach stunk…
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These funny fart jokes are sure to make you smile!

Yo momma’s so fat… …when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory. How do you know a woman is wearing tights? – Her knees swell up when she farts. My friend didn’t have gas money to get home So I farted in his wallet. I have so many dick jokes under my…
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Laugh Out Loud With These Hilarious Fart Jokes

A Lion is chasing an Antelope… A lion is chasing an antelope through the savanna. The antelope is getting tired and the lion is gaining fast. There’s only a few feet left between them. And then, the antelope sees a way out – its a large, deep hole covered with grass – an old trap…
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Are You Ready For Some Funny Farts?

Turkey Dinner Surprise A husband and his wife had been married for over fifty years. They were desperately in love with each other. Neither one had any complaints about the other, except for one. Each morning, the husband would roll over and fart loudly as he woke up. The wife would exclaim, One of these…