Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who’s there? *The chicken.* Ice cream flavor galore A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and…