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The most clever and witty Christmas jokes to make you smile

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren’t old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas. Santa’s sack is on the sleigh… Q.-Why is Santa Claus’s sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney! What’s…

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam Pirates used to wear eye patches because they had hooks for hands Christmas Adam Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered? Christmas Adam What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney. What’s Nigel Farage’s favourite…

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Santa & Julie Santa came down the chimney to find Julie sitting beside the fire, she jumped from her seat and smiled and said oh my god, you came, you came, my mom said you’d cum, I didn’t believe her then, but…it’s really you, with that jacket and…and that beard she came closer and touched…

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The dyslexic devil worshiper… sold his soul to Santa. A wife came home early and, One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally, she was very upset. You are a disrespectful pig! she cried. How dare you do this to…

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[Election 2016] A pretty girl, Santa Clause, and the most popular kid from your high school walk into a bar. They all offer you a drink and their friendship. Who do you choose? You first choose the pretty girl. You find out you have a lot in common, shes just like your last best friend,…

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Why are tamales a Christmas tradition? So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas Enthusiasm 365 days until Christmas and people already have their trees up. Turkey thawing father and son banter This isn’t a joke so much as banter between my father and I this Christmas. Dad: I don’t think the turkey is thawed….

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A couple with five kids… A couple with five kids had to be careful when trying to have sexy times. The codenamed it, doing the laundry. One day the husband was trying to get frisky, but the wife just had too much to do with the kids. Well she thought, he has been working a…

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How do elves spell? With an elfabet. Racist Jokes 1. what do you call a black priest? holy shit 2. what did the black kid get for christmas? your bike 3. whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four 4. a mexican and a black…

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Office Xmas Party Hangover John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. Louise, he moaned, tell me…

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Timmy and Billy compare Christmas presents… Two 9 year old boys, Timmy and Billy, met after Christmas. Billy asked, How was your Christmas, Timmy? Did you get any nice presents? Timmy’s eyes opened wide. It was amazing! he said. I got an Xbox One with all of the games, PLUS a Playstation, a brand new…