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Funny Pirate Joke’s That’ll Shiver Yer Timbers All Day

A plane was going down…. A plane was going down and the captain said to the passengers I’m sorry everyone we are going to crash in a few minutes The passengers looked at each other in fear. One woman got out of her seat and yelled Before I die I want a man to make…
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Laugh Out Loud With These Hilarious Jokes About Pirates!

Star Trek Discovery is going to have a female lead which will ruin the series. The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble. She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination. Two pirates, Morty and sol are at a bar Sol has a patch over one eye, 
a hook for…
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Prepare to Be Amused With These Jokes About Pirates!

What’s the pirate’s least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright… Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port… About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate ship, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! Captain, captain, what do we do? asked the…
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Get Ready to Roar at These Jokes About Pirates!

Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C. What do you call someone who commits piracy? Neckbeard the pirate Why couldn’t the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner? Because someone stole his boat. What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes A pirate walks into a bar A pirate walks…
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If a Pirate Walks Into a Bar, He Better Have a Good Joke

A little boy with a speech impediment goes trick or treating as a pirate… He gets to the first house and an old lady answers the door. She says, Well aren’t you cute. Who are you dressed as? He replies, I’m a birate! I got my barrot, my bword and my batch! , pointing to…
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Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Laughter: Jokes to Make You Laugh (Even If You’re Not a Pirate)

It’s an Army Captain’s first day as Company Commander….. He is in his new office, unpacking his stuff and setting things up, there is a knock on the door. The new Captain wants to impress his new soldiers, so he sits down, picks up the phone, and says Come in. A private enters the room,…
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Laugh at These Funny Jokes About Pirates – It’s Almost Illegal

Three England fans on their way to the world cup fin a magic lamp.. Three England fans on their way to the world cup find a magic lamp on the road, the first one picks it up and a genie comes out! England fans?! says the genie, puzzled at how they made it to the…
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Need a Good Laugh? Check Out These Hilarious Pirate Jokes!

Yet *another* pirate joke A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door. Oh my, she said. What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers? The little boy sighed…
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You’ll Love These Ridiculous Pirate Jokes That Are Just Too Funny!

My favorite Pirate joke my dad always tells A young pirate is talking to an older pirate and he says, wow how did you lose your hand? pointing at the pirates hook. Arrr me young lad twas fighting off some scurvy attackers trying to take me ship and in the sword fight I got me…
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Prepare to be boarded with these jokes about pirates!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? P because it’s an R that lost a leg. Is sex work? A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its…