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The Best Irish Jokes To Keep You Laughing All Day

Putting it in. A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting…

You Won’t Believe These Irish Jokes (And They Won’t Understand ’em)

My friend from Turkey had never heard a blonde joke. This was his attempt at telling one. A blonde walks into a bar and sits down next to an Englishman, Irishman, and German. They turn to her and say, Are you new here? A boy and a pile of sh** A Scotsman, Irishman and Englishman…

The Funniest Jokes About Irish People You’ll Ever Hear

A teacher asks her class.. to use the word contagious . Roland, the teacher’s pet, gets up and says, Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious. Well done, Roland, says the teacher. Can anyone else try? Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, My grandma says there’s a…

Hilarious Irish Jokes That Irishmen Probably Won’t Understand

Contagious A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’. Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious . Well done, Roland says the teacher. Can anyone else try ? Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, My grandma says…

You won’t believe these hilarious jokes about Irish people!

An irishman Gets exiled to barbardos by the english in the 16th century. When he lands on the beach he sees his first black man. The Irishman, sunburnt as can be, asks the black man jaysis, how long ya been here now? the black man replies 3 weeks so the irishman exclaims and ur that…

These Irish jokes will have you rolling on the floor with laughter!

An Irish man walks into a bar… He likes the place very well. He gets to know all the other regular patrons and the bar begins to feel like home to him. It becomes a place of refuge. He came in every Friday and Saturday night. But one Friday he doesn’t show up, and neither…

Dumb Irish Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

A man walks into a bar I’ll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness’s in 5 minutes. Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One guy even leaves the bar. A few minutes later that guy comes back and asks the man, Is that bet still on?…

The Funniest Jokes About Irish People You’ll Ever Read

Drunk Jokes (1)Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: You know last week I discoveredthat if you jump from the top of this building-by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense…

Hilarious Jokes About Irish People That Will Make You Laugh Out

I tink Therefore I am Irish. Smartest human competition Once upon a time a major TV outlet hosted greatly revered competition to determine the smartest, wisest, brightest specimen of Homo Sapiens once and for all. The popularity and feedback was unprecedented. Millions applied. After months of long and detailed tests ranging from simple IQ tests…

You won’t believe the hilariously funny Irish jokes we found

An Irishman at the bar. Heavy NPR listeners might have heard this one. A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of…