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Laugh at these hilarious redneck jokes!

What’s the second to last thing the redneck said before he died? Shit, I can do that.. What about the last thing? Look, I’m doing it!!! What’s the difference between bacteria and rednecks? When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture. What do you call a white girl that can run faster than…
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You Won’t Be Able to Stop Laughing at These Redneck Jokes

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma… …After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came…
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Redneck Jokes So Funny, You’ll Almost Feel Bad for Chuckling

How does the redneck’s wife know that her daughter is pregnant? her son’s dick tastes like shit. How many rednecks does it take… I don’t know exactly, but a shit ton. Redneck Favorite!! Clean Jokes Dearest Redneck Son… I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did…
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Finally, A List Of Funny Jokes That Rednecks Will Love!

Redneck definitions: asparagus There were two farmers, farmer Bill and farmer John. Farmer John had two sons and he named them both Gus , because he really couldn’t think of a better name for the second boy. Farmer bill called up farmer John and said, could you gimme a hand with bailing all this hay…
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Hilarious Redneck Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone’s losing a trailer. What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer. Rednecks Pick a Doctor It seems a young Redneck couple are in need of a doctor for…
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The Funniest Redneck Jokes You’ll Ever Read!

Redneck Divorce A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: May I help you? Hillbilly: Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces . Attorney: Well do you have any grounds? Hillbilly: Yea, I got about a hundred acres. Attorney: No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?…
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You’ll Never Believe These Hilarious Redneck Jokes

What’s the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? You only get presents from one set of grandparents. Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke! Did you hear about the redneck woman’s husband who killed her father and her brother? Supposedly…
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Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA’s the same. Strange Redneck Nick Name The redneck family down the street always called one of their boys Ant Eater and I could never figure out why. So one day they had a party and I was invited, so I stopped…
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Rednecks Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

A Brit, a Frenchie, and a redneck are captured by savages on an island….. The savages tell them, we are going to kill you and use your skin to make canoes. However, before we kill you, you may have one last request The brit goes first, I’d like some poison please. He gets the poison,…