Man meets Smoking Hot Sexologist on an Airplane… A man walks onto an airplane, and he’s cranky as hell. It was an early morning, security held him up, and all he wants to do is sleep until the plane reaches New York. However his mood does a 180 when he gets to his seat and see the most angelic blonde woman he has ever seen sitting next to him. He smiles awkwardly, receiving a warm and friendly smile from said bombshell. After about 30 minutes of sitting there he finally convinces himself to say something, So, business or pleasure? Smiling, she replies, Business actually! I’m a sexologist, and Im headed to a conference in New York . Eyes widened and breathing intensified, he says Oh really?! What does that entail? Well, my particular area of study revolves around sexual trends, stereotypes and myths , she says, and we’ve actually found some pretty exciting new stuff . Like what? Well, you know the myth that black guys have the largest dicks? , she asks. Well yeah, everyone knows that one. Its actually Native American men , she says with a smirk. Wow, I never would’ve thought of that , he said. I know right? Also, you know how they say Italians are the most attentive lovers? , she asks. Not really, but i guess it makes sense , he replies. Turns out it’s actually Jewish Men , she says. That one I really didn’t expect , he says, laughing. Well its true! We’ve also uncovered some new trends. We recently found out that on average rednecks last the longest in bed , she says. No kidding! , the man says. I’m so sorry , the woman says, Here I am talking all about myself and what I do and I don’t even know your name! The guy holds out his hand and goes, My name is Squanto Berkowitz but all my friends call me Bubba .