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Airplane Jokes That Are So Funny, They’ll Make Your Seat

An airplane. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An alien couple exited the spaceship and said, ”Hello, earthlings, we come in peace and we want you to tell us all about your planet.” They talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sex. The humans…

You Wouldn’t Believe the Hilarious Jokes People Come up With About Airplanes

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman? A man stands…

Why Airplanes Are a Great Source of Humor for Everyone

but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane. I called the Muslim suicide hotline But two Wrights make a plane Two wrongs don’t make a right….. But two wrights make an airplane Two wrongs don’t make a right but when he is flaccid, only the W and the Y show. After a…

Airplane Jokes That Everyone Will Love

gets on the mic with the usual we’ll be cruising at x altitude and traveling at y velocity arriving at etc etc and finally ending with enjoy your flight with yada Airlines . Unfortunately he then neglected to shut of the microphone . So the next thing everyone hears is the Captain saying to the…

Why Did the Plane Cross the Road? Find Out Here

I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode I just asked Siri Surely it’s not going to rain today? . Siri replied It is, and don’t call me Shirley. I go to a Salvation Army, looking to buy a Swiss Army knife. There’s a Russian guy working the front, I smile you know and…

Hilarious Jokes All About Planes! You Won’t Believe What Some People Say!

It’s been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jaedong,…

Funny Jokes That Will Make You Look at Airplanes In A Whole New Way

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely…

Laugh Your Way through Your Flight with These Hilarious Jokes!

sniffer A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed…

Plane Humor That Will Make You Smile and Laugh in Midair

The pilot. ‘Knock Knock.’ ‘Who’s there?’ The pilot. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilots didn’t survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies. Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The plane begins going down due to…

Get a Good Laugh with These Funny Airplane Jokes

There were 4 people aboard the plane and only 3 parachutes; the people were the richest man in the world, the smartest man in the world, the nicest man in the world, and a kid. The first man said I am the richest man alive, So I get a parachute , he put it on…