A man in Ireland is playing golf alone when he hooks a shot into the bushes. He pushes his way into the undergrowth and finds his ball…resting a foot away from an embarrassed looking Leprechaun stuck in the jaws of a steel rodent trap. Shocked for a on
Leprechaun caught while golfing
One day an Irishman meets a leprechaun counting his pot of gold while wandering through the forest. The leprechaun says, if ye promise not to tell anyone where I keep me gold, I’ll grant ye three wishes! I promise on me ma’s grave! said the Irishman.The Irishman’s Three Wishes
He finds a stool next to a huge biker. Biker looks at the little man with a sideways glance then resumes his drinking. The leprechaun orders a beer and chugs it as soon as his gets it. Turns towards the biker and spits in his face. The biker is pissed saysA Leprechaun walks in to a bar
When suddenly a leprechaun appears in front of him. The leprechaun says to the man, Hey pal, I can make sure you win this afternoon, but there’s a catch. The man, not wanting to pass the opportunity, asks, What’s the catch? The Leprechaun responds,A man is preparing for a golf tournament…
He is walking down a dirt path on his way to an old pub when he meets a leprechaun. He approaches the leprechaun jovially, and asks him a simple question. Do rainbows always lead to a pot of gold? Why yes they do my young sonny boy. So that’s why gay pGuy goes to Ireland
The leprechaun says, Bejesus, I’m in the wrong joke!A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar.
He sits down and orders 2 beers one for him and one for the leprechaun, they both finish their drinks the leprechaun jumps down runs to the end of the bar and spits in a strangers face, runs back and jumps back on the mans shoulder. The man orders 2 more dA man walks into a bar with a leprechaun on his shoulder… NSFW
He’s drunk, and is wobbling in his chair. He falls off his bar stool and lands next to a small person. On all four he looks up to the small person and say Holy shit, are you a leprechaun!? The leprechaun looks at him and says Aye! The drunken man asksSo there’s a man sitting at a bar. (18+)
The Mother Superior answered and was taken quite by surprise at the sight. One leprechaun was sullen and silent, while the other seemed quite friendly. This latter asked, please pardon our intrusion, Mother Superior, but I wish to ask you, is there a nunWhile we’re on nun jokes: one night, two leprechauns knocked at the door of the convent.
… but he is terrible at golf. However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course. He says to the man, I see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry. The man agrees. After he wins the tournament, thA man enters a golfing tournament…
He is pretty lost, but suddenly he sees a leprechaun sitting on a rock. Surprised, he greets him. The leprechaun goes Hello there! Not everyday you see one of my kind! Tell you what, I’ll give you 3 wishes! Any you want! So the Irishman thinks a while,So an Irishman is walking through the Kildare forest…
As he enters the woods he sees a leprechaun so he grabs that fucker by the arm. He tells the leprechaun, I want my three wishes . The leprechaun agrees but explains to the man he is not a normal leprechaun and that for every wish he is granted his ex-wifeA man hits his ball into the woods while golfing..
A guy walks into a bar because he knows that the bartender is the owner of a magic genie. So as soon as he walks into this new mysterious bar he sees as a tiny leprechaun playing the piano. At first he thinks it is weird but eventually he forgets about it.A guy walks into a bar that has a magic genie…
One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball into the woods. When he went to retrieve it, he found that it had hit a small man in green tights. I’m so sorry! the man said. Don’t worry about it. Anyway, you caught me. I’m a leprechaun and you have manGolfer and the Leprechaun
What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?Christ, you’re ENORRRRMUS!!
The big guy just happens to glance down and notice the little guys huge dick and says, how in the world does a midget like yourself have such a huge cock? The little guy says, well I’m a leprechaun and I can just wish this upon me! The big guy ask, can youThere was a little guy taking a piss in the bathroom when a real big guy comes in and takes to the urinal next to him.
…and they ask to see the Mother Superior. One steps forward and asks, Mother Superior, are there any leprechaun nuns in this Convent? The Mother Superior shakes her head and says, No. The leprechaun asks, Are there any leprechaun nuns in this conTwo leprechauns walk into a nuns’ convent…
… and he finds a leprechaun sitting on it. He grabs the little man and demands, Hey, I’ve caught you, give me your pot of gold. The leprechaun stares blankly at the man, and says nothing. The man says, Do you hear me? I said give me your pot of goA rainbow ends in a man’s yard…
Father O’Malley was walking through the fields in Belfast when he looked down and saw a four leaf clover. He picked it and spoke outloud This must be me lucky day! Then a Leprechaun came out from behind a tree and stood before him. Oh it is me lucky dayThe Leprechaun Nun
A man walks into a bar, absolutely exhausted from a hard day at work. He asks the bartender for a beer, which is quickly placed in front of him. As soon as he is about to grasp it and take his first sip, a little leprechaun comes sprinting out of nowhereThe Leprechaun
a Leprechaun loses his breath :)Every time you fart
The Mother Superior answers. Em, ‘scuse me, Mother Superior, the first leprechaun says, but you aren’t after having any midget nuns in this convent? Why, no little man says she, we have no midget nuns in this convent. Sure there aren’t any midgTwo Leprechauns Knock on the Door of a Convent.
One’s a leprechaun and the other’s a leper-con.What’s the difference between a little guy with a pot o’ gold and a big gathering where people’s limbs are falling off?
A man got himself a wee bit too drunk on St Patrick’s day and is stumbling towards home. As he comes up to his stoop he trips and goes flying headlong into the bushes. Much to his surprise he spies a leprechaun and managed to nab him by the neck. I gotchaThe leprechaun
One jumps up on the other’s shoulders, knocks on the door, and jumps down as a priest comes to answer. He stares at them for a moment, then says, Yes? Can I help you… gentlemen? The first leprechaun doffs his hat and bows. Top o’ the mornin’ to ye, FTwo leprechauns walk up to the door of a church.
